There once was a NOUN from Nantucket... wait that's not right the right story. This story is about a NOUN from PLACE who decided to grow a garden in Frisco.
Wetting his NOUN and tending to the weeds made that little garden VERB . Soon the plants were ADVERB and ADVERB taller by the day. Jalapeños, VEGETABLE , HERB , and onions were the only thing really needed to make ADJECTIVE homemade salsa.
It was exciting to watch those ADJECTIVE PLURAL VEGETABLE grow and the Jalapeños getting spicy.
Finally, the day came when it was time to VERB the salsa. The recipe seemed simple, seeded & diced jalapeños, PLURAL VEGETABLE , and onion VERB in a bowl and add garlic powder and salt to flavor. Then... grab a SNACK FOOD and snack out.
He made sure he didn't touch his BODY PART or his BODY PART while slicing and dicing, phew those jalapeños were ADJECTIVE . Everything went into the bowl beautifully. Then he took just NUMBER bite(s) and knew that he would pay for it on the way out!
Nope, definitely couldn't eat more than NUMBER . Can't let it go to waste though so in the Tupperware it went!
A few days later feeling brave and adventurous he tried to grab the Tupperware out of the KITCHEN APPLIANCE . One problem, there was no longer a bottom of the bowl! That's right, that salsa was so SPICY IT ATE THE TUPPERWARE. Now he only grows flowers and takes the seeds out of EVERYTHING.
