Waking Up On A Pirate Ship

awoke with a groan. Her  BODY PART ached, and the  NOUN blazed with an intensity that made everything  ADJECTIVE. Her  BODY PART sagged forward, but when she tried to raise her hands to rub her  BODY PART , she realized they were tied to her  NOUN. She  PAST TENSE VERB slowly, and her vision cleared enough for her to realize that she was nose-to-nose with a  NOUN. She  PAST TENSE VERB back, smacking her head into a  ADJECTIVE surface behind her. She moaned in pain as the world tilted on an odd axis. "The last of them is awake," said a  PROPER NOUN 1 with a voice much like the  ADVERB  VERB of a  NOUN. "The  NOUN." What happened?"  CHARACTER muttered as she wriggled in her  NOUN bindings -- which did nothing but make the  NOUN dig deeper into her limbs. "We were  PAST TENSE VERB ," Solus Miles said to her left. "By  PROPER NOUN 1." "Noo,"  CHARACTER moaned. "Not  PROPER NOUN 1 !" She regained more of her bearings and was finally able to  VERB around without flopping over. They appeared to be tied to the  NOUN of a ship.  ADJECTIVE canvas sails snapped above them, emblazoned with the dreaded  ADJECTIVE  NOUN of  PROPER NOUN 1 . The ship -- a  ADJECTIVE vessel constructed out of  ADJECTIVE and  ADJECTIVE -painted wood -- rocked gently with the waves.