I just arrived at PLACE to observe PERSON’S NAME teaching a lesson on MATH SKILL when I noticed the front desk was deserted. Where was the secretary, NAME OF GROUP MEMBER? Thank goodness I had a key to get into the school or else I’d be stuck outside. As I walked through the halls towards the Blueprint classroom, I noticed the children were EMOTION and they were VERB ENDING WITH ING around. Something weird was happening in the school. I stopped one of the students I recognized and asked, “Have you seen GROUP PARTICIPANT? They weren’t up front today.” The student motioned towards room NUMBER <100 down the hall and mumbled something about a Fellow. I had an ADJECTIVE feeling in the pit of my stomach. Quickly I approached the Blueprint classroom and when I opened the door I saw my Fellow standing on a CLASSROOM OBJECT reciting the first NUMBER <20 digits of Pi. The room was filled with several school staff members, including the school secretary, and they were all VERB ENDING WITH ING! “HOW IN THE WORLD DOES THIS RELATE TO SAME MATH SKILL?” I asked loudly. Everyone else in the room began to boo at me.
