I BRIDE'S NAME, TAKE YOU, GROOM'S NAME, TO BE MY ADJECTIVE NOUN, MY ADJECTIVE NOUN, MY ADJECTIVE NOUN, AND MY NOUN FROM THIS DAY FORWARD. I OFFER YOU MY ADJECTIVE NOUN, TO BE YOUR ADJECTIVE NOUN IN EMOTION/FEELING AND IN EMOTION/FEELING, IN ADJECTIVE TIMES AND IN EMOTION/FEELING AS WELL AS IN EMOTION/FEELING. I PROMISE TO VERB YOU ADVERB, TO VERB YOU AND YOUR NOUN TO VERB AND VERB YOU, TO VERB WITH YOU AND VERB WITH YOU, AND TO VERB YOU FOR AS ADVERB AS WE BOTH SHALL VERB.
