Dear MOM TO BE'S NAME, I've known you for NUMBER years and I'm so MOOD that you are having a baby. You will be a ADJECTIVE parent of two because you are ADJECTIVE and ADJECTIVE. If you want any advice, don't ever forget to VERB your NOUN. Make sure you always have NOUN in the diaper bag. If the baby won't stop VERBing try to VERB or VERB. On tiring days, remember that you are ADJECTIVE! And my last advice is to VERB THE BABY EVERY DAY. I CAN'T WAIT TO [VERB the ADJECTIVE baby!
