There once was a NOUN named Ken Kaneki. He was very ADJECTIVE and very single. One day, as he sat in a PLACE , he saw a very attractive girl. He kept LY ADVERB staring at her as he PAST TENSE VERB his coffee. He liked her because she VERB ENDING IN ED the same kind of NOUN he liked. All of a sudden, she LY ADVERB bumped into him. She asked him out on a date at the PLACE. However, at the end of the date, she asked him to VERB her home. This was all ADJECTIVE and dandy until she started sprouting ADJECTIVE COLOR NOUN from her back and started trying to eat Kaneki because she was a ghoul. Luckily, a conveniently-placed pile of PLURAL NOUN casually fell on her and PAST TENSE VERB her. Moral of the story: don't date anyone, especially not creepy ghoul ladies.
