The Strip Mall

Friends, countrymen,  PLURAL NOUN alike! We are gathered here under one goal, to take back The Strip Mall! Giusseppe Jones, you will lead the  VERB. Bring your  NOUN and  PLURAL WEAPON to eliminate any civilians. The Smith Family will be there to  VERB any survivors. John Obama and Archduke Franz Ferdinand will go around the back of the  PLACE to prevent anyone from  VERB ENDING IN ING. While this is going on Jeffery Epstein and Smill With will drop in from above with bags  ADJECTIVE with  TERRORIST OBJECT. Vlademire Poopin and Kevin will stay back to make sure that weird Sega  ANIMAL doesn’t split its  PLURAL BODY PART and  VERB things again. Samson Alfredo and Winston Marinara will come with me to take on the  GOVERNMENT POSITION of the Strip Mall himself, Dr Horny. This plan must work, take all the  PLURAL NOUN and  PLURAL NOUN you can, and most importantly, bring your  NOUN. If you start to lose hope in the battle remember our catchphrase,  MOTIVATIONAL MOTTO! I, King Bunghala Ungungalor Smith vows to  VERB the Strip Mall!  VERB!