Friends, countrymen, PLURAL NOUN alike! We are gathered here under one goal, to take back The Strip Mall! Giusseppe Jones, you will lead the VERB. Bring your NOUN and PLURAL WEAPON to eliminate any civilians. The Smith Family will be there to VERB any survivors. John Obama and Archduke Franz Ferdinand will go around the back of the PLACE to prevent anyone from VERB ENDING IN ING. While this is going on Jeffery Epstein and Smill With will drop in from above with bags ADJECTIVE with TERRORIST OBJECT. Vlademire Poopin and Kevin will stay back to make sure that weird Sega ANIMAL doesn’t split its PLURAL BODY PART and VERB things again. Samson Alfredo and Winston Marinara will come with me to take on the GOVERNMENT POSITION of the Strip Mall himself, Dr Horny. This plan must work, take all the PLURAL NOUN and PLURAL NOUN you can, and most importantly, bring your NOUN. If you start to lose hope in the battle remember our catchphrase, MOTIVATIONAL MOTTO! I, King Bunghala Ungungalor Smith vows to VERB the Strip Mall! VERB!