Prison(?) Break

Dan, Steve, Tiny, and The Bug were sitting in their cell, when they decided that they had enough. Dan exclaimed "The food here tastes like my grandmas fingers!". Steve responded with "Why do you know what your grandmas fingers taste like? Also why would you say that out loud? What is wrong with you?" Steve looked disgusted, despite Dans  ADJECTIVE comment. That's when Tiny said "Has anybody seen my keys? I can't find them." Before Steve once again spoke "No tiny.. we haven't seen your keys.. we're in prison." Tiny found this comment  ADJECTIVE and began to  VERB. The Bug then shouted "ENOUGH!" They all froze in place and looked at him, then he spoke again "CLEARLY, we need some space from each other! Tiny, you're an idiot, Dan, you're just plain weird, and Steve, you look like you're about to blow a fuse! The only way out of this is either waiting our sentence, or escaping. Who's with me?!" All were silent before the  ADJECTIVE thrill took them over, and so they diverged a plan. Come lunch time, the plan was put into action. The Bug was up first, he walked out into the dining area, very  ADJECTIVE, then he started screaming and causing a commotion. This got the attention of the guards, which distracted them long enough for Steven to disable security