Dark And Stormy Registration

It was a dark and stormy night. My  NOUN was broken, and I couldn't get the  ADJECTIVE website to load. I knew I wasn't going to get the  NOUN I needed to stay with my plan to finish in the  SEASON. "  EXCLAMATION!" I said. I called my  PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP  PERSONS NAME, who has registered  NUMBER times  ADVERB before.  SAME NAME told me to  VERB,  ACTION VERB  COUNTRY, and  ACTION VERB  NUMBER times, then try again. Those  ADJECTIVE directions did not make sense! Didn't people usually just tell you to  ACTION VERB the computer? I did what  SAME NAME said though, and just to be sure, I also chose to  ACTION VERB and  PAST TENSE VERB  COUNTRY just to be safe. Guess what? I got my classes. I guess my friend's idea worked after all.