AAA ERS MAD LIBS
Thank you for calling AAA, this is PERSON OR CELEBRITY 1 , how can I help you today?
Hi, yes, I need help with my VEHICLE BODY TYPE I.E. TRUCK, SUV, SEDAN, ETC .
Ok, we can help with that! Do you have your AAA membership number?
Yes, let me look in my NOUN 1. My number is NUMBER .
Thank you! Will you please confirm your name and your billing address?
My name is CELEBRITY OR NAME 2 and I live at PLACE 1 .
Great! What kind of car are you driving?
It’s a COLOR YEAR, MAKE, AND MODEL OF VEHICLE .
Ok, ADJECTIVE 1, and what seems to be wrong with the vehicle today?
The CAR PART is ADJECTIVE 2 and it won’t VERB.
Oh no! Let’s get you some help. Where are you located?
I’m at the PLACE 2 near the PLACE 3.
Hmm, is that by PLACE 4?
Yes, I think that’s it.
Great! We can recommend an approved auto facility if you’d like, or did you have somewhere in mind?
Yes, I’d like it towed to NOUN OR ADJECTIVE auto. It’s by NOUN 2 avenue.
Ok, it’s near NOUN THAT RHYMES WITH NOUN 2 Ave, you said?
No, I said NOUN 2.
OH, I apologize, did you say ANOTHER NOUN THAT RHYMES WITH NOUN 2?
No, I said NOUN 2.
Oh, yes! Ok I see it here. We can take one NOUN 3 with the driver in the tow truck.
That won’t be necessary, I’ll be taking a NOUN 4 home.
Ok, that sounds ADJECTIVE 3.
Ok looks like it will be NOUN 5 auto coming to service you. They are running about NUMBER PERIOD OF TIME—EXAMPLE: DAYS, WEEKS, SECONDS, MINUTES, ETC. out.
You will need your NOUN 6, NOUN 7, and NOUN 8 ready for the driver to see when they arrive.
The driver will meet you near the PART OF A BUILDING, and dispatch will call you NUMBER PERIOD OF TIME before they arrive.
Wow, that’s a/n ADJECTIVE 4 wait.
Ok, ADJECTIVE 5!
Is there anything else I can help you with?
YES/NO.
ADJECTIVE 6, well thank you for calling AAA, again my name is PERSON OR CELEBRITY 1. I Hope you have a/n ADJECTIVE 7 day!
