Sorry, Miss!

Dear Miss  PERSONS NAME, I am deeply sorry for causing a disturbance in your  ADVERB class. I just wish that  PERSONS NAME would stop throwing  FOOD around the classroom. Room  NUMBER will never be the same again after that incident. I am also sorry for releasing that  ANIMAL in your classroom. Because of its  ADJECTIVE teeth and  ADJECTIVE arms, it was so  ADJECTIVE that it destroyed the whole room! I guess I have to pay that $ fee? Sincerely,