Dear Miss PERSONS NAME,
I am deeply sorry for causing a disturbance in your ADVERB class. I just wish that PERSONS NAME would stop throwing FOOD around the classroom. Room NUMBER will never be the same again after that incident.
I am also sorry for releasing that ANIMAL in your classroom. Because of its ADJECTIVE teeth and ADJECTIVE arms, it was so ADJECTIVE that it destroyed the whole room! I guess I have to pay that $ fee?
Sincerely,