We are ADJECTIVE to be here today with you to celebrate your NOUN. Although I love and support you both, lets face it, I'm really here for the NOUN! With my many years of wisdom, here is my best advice to pull you through the ADJECTIVE years ahead.
Don't forget that you should always VERB . You should never VERB . May your ADJECTIVE lives be filled with VERB and VERB . Cheers to the next NUMBER years!
with love, YOUR NAME
