The Great Adventure

One time my  ADJECTIVE dad told me he had an awesome  NOUN when he was  ADJECTIVE ENDING IN ER he had a  ADJECTIVE  NOUN about his old  NOUN after he broke his  BODY PART he could still do one thing. Which was to  VERB his  SAME NOUN AS BEFORE he  VERB as  ADJECTIVE as a  ANIMAL it was so  ADJECTIVE it was almost a  COLOR blur but he  VERB ENDING IN ED into a  NOUN. He ended it there. WHAT THE  GRAMPA CUSS WORD IS  GRAMPA CUSS WORD ENDING IN ED IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMB A-