Being the Vice NOUN of the Student Success and NOUN office at NOUN University is much ADJECTIVE ENDING IN ER than people think. To give everyone a better NOUN of what goes on behind the scenes, I, Kris Hansen-Kieffer, am going to tell you what one of my days looks like.
The first thing I do when I wake up is practice my ADJECTIVE fitness by lifting NOUN. Then I hop on my treadmill and VERB for a bit. After that, I feel ready for my day. My breakfast is a nice NOUN of coffee with the classic combo of FOOD and FOOD.
I ADVERB make my way into work, where I immediately open my NOUN at my desk. After that, I VERB the latest article from the Chronicle of ADJECTIVE Education and make sure that our University hasn't made headlines for firing RDs for putting PLURAL NOUN in their emails.
Next, my morning is full of ADJECTIVE meetings to discuss important things like International NOUN Management and Student NOUN Concerns. To be honest, in those meetings, I usually just say "Kim Phipps thinks that NOUN is the most important thing in this situation". That usually makes me sound very ADJECTIVE.
For lunch, I call Mark Wirtz and have him bring over some PLURAL NOUN with a side of peas. Then I ADVERB nap for 3 hours while I tell employees I'm busy on a call with the President's NOUN.
While that all may sound very ADJECTIVE, VERB ENDING WITH ING a department as big as this one is very difficult. Our budget goes mostly towards paying for ADJECTIVE events for students. However, Athletics is always asking for funds to pay for new facilities at ARTICLE OF CLOTHING maker Field, and ResLife desperately needs new PLURAL NOUN in Naugle. It is really ADJECTIVE when I get to tell them that the funds went to give Agape employees new PLURAL NOUN instead.
Well, that's about it! Now that you know what a typical day looks like, maybe one day you will be able to do my job!
