The Strange Banana

It was Saturday night when I heard a/an  WEIRD NOISE coming from downstairs. Could this be a dream? I looked to the  LEFT OR RIGHT and didn’t see anything. But then a  ADJECTIVE blur rushed down the hallway. I  VERB PAST TENSE down the stairs, and saw a  ADJECTIVE banana eating all the leftover  FOOD! Yikes! It  VERB PAST TENSE me and threw me onto the couch. I grabbed a  NOUN and threw it back. He was stunned. So I hit another  SAME NOUN at him.  EXCLAMATION I saved the day!