What does a gamer need in order to ensure ultimate victory?
*~~~~Sound 'Splosion: This ADJECTIVE headset brings the NOUN straight to your PLACE! With sound so clear, you'll feel like a/an ANIMAL tracking its prey.
*~~~~Crunch Trough: After a long day of battling evil, you definitely need some snacks. How about NUMBER different varieties including Potato PLURAL NOUN, Choco Bites, and ADJECTIVE Frosted Mini Biscuits. Yum!
*~~~~Vermintech: This cordless NOUN allows you to VERB without any hassle. It's so good you can even use it in (the) PLACE.
*~~~~Doozie Coozie: Are you tired of your TYPE OF LIQUID spilling all over your NOUN? Your drink will never VERB again with this ADJECTIVE holder.
*~~~~Isolator 5000: The ultimate VERB ENDING IN 'ING' console is here! NUMBER games at your disposal! You won't want to leave your NOUN-room ever again!
