There once was a NOUN who always PAST TENSE VERB every NUMBER seconds. They had a big problem though. They didn't have enough NOUN! They might have to break NUMBER laws to get it. This led to a ADJECTIVE plan. They needed three things, a NOUN, a ADJECTIVE NOUN and something to VERB with, like a NOUN. They also grabbed a bunch of PLURAL NOUN, just in case. They arrived at STORE NAME to begin their heist. They started VERB ENDING IN ING, with the hopes that would distract the ADJECTIVE security guard. Sadly, even with all their preparations, they got caught very ADVERB. They were sentenced to NUMBER years in prison and would have to VERB every day for the rest of their ADJECTIVE life.