I have been with NAME for NUMBER months now and things aren’t going so well. He smells like FOOD , is a complete CHARACTER TRAIT , and only changes his CLOTHING once a month. I’m EMOTION to have to make such a choice, but he is such a MEAN ADJECTIVE. Last week, he took my to PLACE and ate my FOOD . How rude! Not only that, but his RELATIVE keeps VERB ENDING IN ING with me and it’s very strange. Today I decided would be the day to finally end things. I told him to meet me at the PLACE around TIME . I arrived NUMBER minutes early. I am so FEELING . I truly do love him, but his weird obsession with NOUN makes me uncomfortable. I look up from my trance and see him standing in a designer CLOTHING . His teeth are looking extra COLOR and his ANYTHING ON BODY is combed back. He looks very ADJ I must admit. All of a sudden, he gets down on one BODY PART and pulls out a SINGULAR THING . I gasp in shock. What is going on. He immediately says “ NAME , I have loved you for so long. It would make me the ADJ ENDING IN EST man on earth if you would be my FAMILY MEMBER forever. What do you say?” I was speechless. I never expected this. My answer was ANY WORD.
