It was Free Week in the Underground and most of the staff were on vacation. So Michael, the Hufflepuff Head of TYPE OF DWELLING, decided to be chaotic!
He allowed all of the staff to VERB in the house chats. He was able to award NUMBER galleons to all members. He even bought some NOUN for the badgers, but don’t tell anyone!
Over the week, UNDERGROUND STAFF MEMBER tried to stop him, but the chaos was ADJECTIVE. He even added himself to the HOGWARTS HOUSE Quidditch team as a QUIDDITCH POSITION!!
Activity after activity was posted to the page, when the Headmistress said, “!!” She properly restored order, but not before he released MAGICAL BEAST PLURAL into the Great Hall! They cause even more chaos! The Great Hall smelled like FOOD for weeks because of the mess!
When the staff returned from DESTINATION, Michael went back to normal, promising to never again allow chaos to reign. At least until the next vacation!