We are ADJECTIVE to be here today with you to celebrate your NOUN. Although I love and support you both, lets face it we're all really here for the NOUN.
Here is my best advice to you for the ADJECTIVE years to come.
Don't forget to always VERB.
Never VERB.
May your ADJECTIVE lives be filled with VERB and VERB.
Cheers to the ADJECTIVE future.
Love, NAME.