The Second Rule

For centuries, man and  NOUN lived together in harmony. Shortly after the war and fall of our great  NOUN. There was no such thing as  ADJECTIVE and the price of  COLOR  PLURAL NOUN grew  NUMBER  UNIT OF MEASUREMENT .  MEANS OF COMMUNICATION became something you only see in  COUNTRY, where everyone including your own  FAMILY MEMBER could only understand  FOREIGN LANGUAGE . It was at that moment,  DATE/TIME , I  PLURAL VERB that the only way to  VERB this new world order is to invent  NOUN2.  NOUN2 had the  ADJECTIVE power to  PLURAL VERB manipulate  NOUN and restore  UNCOUNTABLE NOUN. But to attempt to achieve such a(n)  ADJECTIVE goal would be laughed at by  ANIMAL and ridiculed  ADVERB OF FREQUENCY. We know this because  PRESIDENT tried to create  NOUN for  NUMBER  ADVERB OF FREQUENCY until the  LANGUAGE  OCCUPATION made him  VERB his  NOUN, ultimately  PLURAL VERB his hopes and  PLURAL NOUN . And that was before the war. A time when  NOUN did not rule  BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT and  PLURAL ANIMAL weren't living in  SOMETHING TO LIVE IN. Perhaps,  ACTOR and I can invent something together. Then people wont  VERB on our  BODY PART and throw  FOOD ITEM at our  SHOES. Last time that happened my dry cleaning bill was  NUMBER  CURRENCY and when I couldn't pay exact change, they made me hunt for  NOUN until the next  MOON PHASE, otherwise I wouldn't be able to drop off my shoes and  COLOR  SOMETHING YOU CLEAN until  NON NATIONAL HOLIDAY . And that just wouldn't work for me. Because everyone knows that the first rule of the new world order is to  IRRATIONAL RULE and that the second rule is to keep your belongings clean.