One day Shrek was walking to his swamp. When he got there he saw PERSONS NAME in his swamp. Shrek got very COLOR in the face, and started VERB profanities. "You NOUN! You stupid VERB! I'll ADJECTIVE you!" SAME PERSONS NAME got very scared and ran away. Shrek was finally at peace in his swamp. After NUMBER of hours, Shrek heard a strange sound outside his house. He goes outside to see- SAME PERSONS NAME and the whole town rioting outside his house. They light fire to Shrek's house, and kidnap him. They take him to his swamp and drown him.