The Monster

I walked alone during the silent night of the  NUMBER of  NOUN,  NUMBER. All seemed  ADJECTIVE, until I heard a low sound of a  BODY PART  VERB ENDING IN “ING” behind me. I turned around, and with  ADJECTIVE horror I saw it. A/an  ANIMAL::MONSTER so  ADJECTIVE ENDING IN “ING” that I may never have recovered. The  ANIMAL::MONSTER had  ADJECTIVE, glittering  BODY PART (PLURAL) and a  NOUN) IN ITS [BODY PART It had jaws of  ADJECTIVE and started  VERB ENDING IN “ING” toward me. I knew what it was, that  ADJECTIVE creature. As it ran towards me I  ADVERB stumbled trying to get away. The creature looked towards me, the  BODY PART (PLURAL) of  ROMANTIC NICKNAME Johns still hanging from it’s  BODY PART . The locals here in the  PLACE warned of him. Even  FAMOUS ACTOR said to turn back! Alas, too late was I as I  VERB ENDING IN “ED” to the ground and saw him tower over my  NOUN. There he was, in the melted flesh. My old  SILLY WORD, The Papester.