Quade, as you prepare for the sacrament of Holy Matrimony with Ana, the men of the Desert Catholic Church on Camp Arifjan wish to impart some important words of wisdom!
1. When PERSONS NAME asks you to VERB you should immediately VERB without question.
2. Like a shepherd naturally leads his flock, you must VERB your NOUN with purpose.
3. Ears are made for VERB, never ignore your NOUN.
4. You should ALWAYS/NEVER say "".
5. Beware of ADJECTIVE children as they often VERB and VERB without warning.
6. Always answer the NOUN when your wife is VERB-ing.
7. When you VERB a NOUN, admit it and humbly seek forgiveness.
8. You are the man of the NOUN, but she is the Queen of the NOUN.
9. Intimacy is critical to a happy marriage like VERB is to NOUN.
10. Communication is key. Talk about your PLURAL NOUN, PLURAL NOUN, and PLURAL NOUN NUMBER times every TIME PERIOD.
