Quade,
As you prepare for the sacrament of Holy Matrimony, the men of the Desert Catholic Church on Camp Arifjan wish to impart some important words of wisdom!
1. When PERSONS NAME asks you to VERB you should immediately VERB without question.
2. As a shepherd leads his flock, you too must VERB your NOUN.
3. Ears are made for VERB(ING), never ignore your NOUN.
4. You should ALWAYS/NEVER say "I'm Sorry",
5. Beware of ADJECTIVE children as they often VERB and VERB without warning.
Always answer the phone when your wife is calling
When you’ve made a mistake, admit it and humbly seek forgiveness
