Weirdly Specific College

On a day not so long ago and not so far away, a  ADJECTIVE little Ithaca student  PERSONS NAME went to the dining hall. To their horror, the food was  COLOR and  ADJECTIVE , and the student  PAST TENSE VERB out of there. They left so  ADVERB that they dropped their college ID!! Golly gee gosh, what a  ADJECTIVE thing to do. For the next  NUMBER minutes they scavenged the campus, not wanting to pay the fee or get locked out of their room. Then they remembered that if they went to the  ITHACA COLLEGE LANDMARK and sang  SONG, they would get their ID back! So they  PAST TENSE VERB to  LANDMARK and sang their  ADJECTIVE heart out! To their surprise,  FAMOUS PERSON appeared right in front of them. "," they said to  PERSONS NAME . " , can I have my ID back?" "  BAD WORD no!!" So they were quickly drop kicked all the way to  RES HALL, hollering like a little  TERM OF ENDEARMENT all the way there. The ID spawned in the student's hand like a boss fight drop. Just in time for Friday Sundaes :)