There are many ADJECTIVE ways to choose a/an NOUN to read. First, you could ask for recommendations from your friends and PLURAL NOUN. Just don't ask PERSONS NAME--he only reads ADJECTIVE books with ADJECTIVE animals on the cover. if your friends and family are no help, try checking out the NOUN Review in The CITY Times. If the PLURAL NOUN featured there are too ADJECTIVE for your taste, try something a little more ADJECTIVE, like The CELEBRITY Magazine, or PLURAL NOUN Magazine. You could also choose a book the ADJECTIVE-fashioned way: Head to your local library or PLACE and browse the shelves until you see something ADJECTIVE. Then, take the book off the shelf and flip to page NUMBER. Go down to the last line, and choose the 5th word from the left. Repeat this word NUMBER times and then do a ADJECTIVE dance. Close your BODY PART and repeat the word NUMBER times. Open your BODY PART and scramble the letters into a new word. Next, sit down and meditate ADVERB on this word, repeating the mantra NOUN over and over again. Afterwards, call your RELATIVE and tell them a story about ADJECTIVE PLURAL NOUN. Finally, hang up the phone, put the book away, and pick any other book off the shelf. Happy reading!
