John Isekai is just your average ANIME CHARACTER ARCHETYPE. One day, when he is leaving PLACE, he is killed by a NOUN. To his surprise, he awakens in a land really heavily inspired by COUNTRY, and in the body of a NOUN to boot! He quickly learns that this new form has the exceptionally rare and powerful ability of ABILITY. Using this, he gains a following of NUMBER women aged from NUMBER RANGE and has RATING (GOOD, BAD, ETC) sex with them all. His journey ends prematurely when the light novel author is convicted of CRIME.