Most merciful God, we confess that we are by nature ADJECTIVE and ADJECTIVE. We have sinned against You in VERB, VERB, and VERB, by what we have done and by what we have left undone. We have not VERB You with our whole BODY PART; we have not VERB our PERSON PLURAL as ourselves. We justly deserve Your present and eternal NOUN. When we examine our hearts and NOUN, we find nothing in us but NOUN and NOUN, from which we are incapable of delivering ourselves. I confess that I have sinned against You on NATIONAL HOLIDAY. Some of my sin I know——the ADJECTIVE, ADJECTIVE SPORTS VERB of which I am ashamed——but some sin is known only to FAMOUS PERSON. Forgive us, renew us, and lead us, so that we may delight in Your will and walk in Your ways to the glory of Your holy name. Amen.
