Once there was a big fat NOUN who only listened to the ADJECTIVE president. When everyone told him he should lose a couple PLURAL NOUN, he refused because the president was a ADJECTIVE man who told him to do the opposite. When the president was replaced by A CELEBRITY, he decided to go to PLACE to see a ADJECTIVE friend. Together, they went VERB ENDING WITH ING until he was at the average NOUN. The end.