In the fair town of LOCATION, there was a ADJECTIVE maid named NAME. She was the daughter of a powerful JOB TITLE.
Our heroine has been betrothed to the ADJECTIVE Lord NAME of LOCATION, whom she does not love. Sure, he is ADJECTIVE and very ADJECTIVE, but she will not settle for this.
In the meantime, the Earl of PLURAL NOUN arrives onshore to fight for our maiden's hand. He mistakes NAME, a JOB TITLE, for the princess, and falls in love. Unfortunately, this ADJECTIVE maid has been in love with the town's Lord since childhood.
To add mischief to heartache, the town has been ravaged by the ADJECTIVE [NOUN Plague. But instead of causing illness, it causes the townspeople to VERB into their PLURAL NOUN and VERB all of the ADJECTIVE PLURAL NOUN. The sickness may not be deadly, but it is ADJECTIVE.
Who can remedy this mess? A ADJECTIVE fool named NOUN arrives on shore, posing as a NOUN doctor in order to escape arrest in LOCATION for crimes of NOUN. He may not be able to provide medicine, but perhaps he will be able to remedy this faulty square of lovesickness?
