Are PLURAL NOUN hurdling towards Earth? Is a ADJECTIVE eldrich god coming out of a ADJECTIVE NOUN? Well, we have a plan for up to NUMBER apocalypses! In the case of a NOUN apocalypse, you should grab NUMBER PLURAL NOUN, 10 pieces of NOUN, and a ADJECTIVE sword. If a NOUN is going to hit the Earth, dig NUMBER ft into the ground and then wait for NUMBER years to come back out. If a NOUN is going to VERB the entire planet, then grab a NOUN and VERB with the attacker. Is there a NOUN uprising, VERB to them and accept them as your JOB TITLE. That's all the advice in the demo handbook. Thank you for VERB ING your NOUN on this piece of crap! Have a nice apocalypse! Good NOUN!
