But Daddy!

"Daddy, what do you think of my  ADJECTIVE  BODYPART?" "Er... I don't know dear." "What about my  ADJECTIVE  NOUN? Some say they're like a  ADJECTIVE  NOUN." "Um..." "Do you think my  NOUN are like a  ADJECTIVE  NOUN?" "Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?" "  NAME says that my  NOUN are like a  ADJECTIVE  PLURAL NOUN that like  VERB  ADVERB whilst  VERB its  BODYPART." "That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now." "You know when you  PAST TENSE VERB  ADVERB? I heard it was like  ADVERB  VERB ENDING IN ING." "Oh look,  NOUN outside!" "But Daddy, I am a  ADJECTIVE  NOUN!"