Today my CRAZY ANIMAL Ate my ITEM FROM BEDROOM . I tried to take him for a walk but he ate the leash and the neigbors SOMETHING FROM NEIGBOR. I got ice cream and tried to give him a little treat instead he ate my ICE CREAM FLAVOR along with the cup and I had to eat the INTERESTING ADJECTIVE treat. I went to the hairsalon to get my hair cut but my pet ate the HAIR SALON ITEM. I walked home with frizzy hair a growling stomach and my no good pet. That night I slept on the TEMPERATURE Floor since he had ate my bed. In the morning I awoke on the mud. Since my BAD ADJECTIVE Pet ate my entire house. I sat up thinking why had I not just gotten a CRAZY ANIMAL!