I found a baby in my 2 inch backpack. It reached up and grabbed my NOUN while VERB it’s name “ BOYS NAME! It ADVERB VERB out of the backpack and VERB over to the NOUN. It sat down and cried, “I want my TYPE OF FOOD!” Now, one thing I haven’t told you is that I’m a/an PROFESSION from the country COUNTRY. I specialize in PLURAL NOUN and when this baby turned on the button for the COLOR NOUN it created a hole in the multiverse, VERB ENDING IN ING the child into the unknown. I ADVERB chased after, passing a MADE UP CREATURE that was screaming “!” while at the same time eating EXOTIC FOOD out of its BODY PART. When I finally reached the baby, it seemed like it had aged NUMBER years. It also looked ADJECTIVE and it’s face had turned a sickly COLOR. I raced back to the lab and placed the baby on the NOUN. I sat on my bed, contemplating my life choices, and opened my favorite book, TITLE OF A BOOK lol