The Fucking Frog

There was a fucking  ADJECTIVE frog in my yard. I was wondering if I  PAST TENSE VERB it I would become a princess. I tried to  VERB it but it didn't work.  ADJECTIVE frog! He looked like a  NOUN and didn't even turn me into a princess. Lastly I tried to  VERB it and it finally worked! I'm now princess of Genovia.