Mess Hall Chit Chat

When Agent  US STATE sat down at the table, everyone rolled their eyes. They knew he was going to brag about his  NOUN skills. Instead, he did something even worse: he showed everyone his  ADJECTIVE  NOUN, and called it "majestic". As  US STATE took a bite of  FOOD and  US STATE sipped his  A LIQUID, everyone agreed on one thing: it wasn't majestic, it was simply  ADJECTIVE. As the Agent was about to take  NOUN out of his pocket, a  PROFESSION walked up to the table, and hit him with  NUMBER  PLURAL OBJECTS to make him shut up. Everyone tanked them afterwards.