When Agent US STATE sat down at the table, everyone rolled their eyes. They knew he was going to brag about his NOUN skills.
Instead, he did something even worse: he showed everyone his ADJECTIVE NOUN, and called it "majestic".
As US STATE took a bite of FOOD and US STATE sipped his A LIQUID, everyone agreed on one thing: it wasn't majestic, it was simply ADJECTIVE.
As the Agent was about to take NOUN out of his pocket, a PROFESSION walked up to the table, and hit him with NUMBER PLURAL OBJECTS to make him shut up.
Everyone tanked them afterwards.