Mad Fairy Tale

Once upon a time in a  NOUN, there was a  ADJECTIVE  NOUN. The  ADJECTIVE  NOUN (same as above) liked to  VERB pickles and cheese. One day there were no more pickles so the  ADJECTIVE  NOUN had to go to  NOUN in search of some more. On their journey, they met a  NOUN who was  VERB from the  NOUN. The two became lovers (it was a toxic relationship) and they  ADVERB  VERB away into the  NOUN.