I Died 2 Days Ago But I'm Still Talking

Hello, my name's  PERSONS NAME I died 2 days ago because of a  COLOR  NOUN. The  ADJECTIVE thing is, I'm still talking. I don't know why. Oh No. Here comes someone with a  NOUN. They hold it above my head and prepare to  ADJECTIVE me. Don't you think that's  ADJECTIVE? I sure do. Well, I will see you later because the person holding a  NOUN above my head is gone, and I'm going to  VERB them. Bye!