We were walking through the woods and we came across a NOUN. We were very scared, so we yelled EXCLAMATION. We turned to run the other way but there was a NOUN blocking our way. It turned out that this thing was very ADJECTIVE, so we gave it a name. We called it NOUN. "We should take it home," one of us said. "Or maybe to PLACE!" "Great idea!" everyone agreed. "I'm tickled COLOR about this!"
Then, all of the sudden, NOUN started talking. "My name is PLURAL NOUN! I come from RANDOM PLACE! My family was killed when I was little, so I hid in PLACE to hide. Now you have found me, and I will ADJECTIVE! Thank you for finding me and ADJECTIVE! I hope you are my FAMILY MEMBER, because that would be very convenient for me."
"Uh." everyone said. "We are not your FAMILY MEMBER. Sorry!"
And everyone went home.