Hello class. It's ADJECTIVE to see you. I'm Mr./Mrs. TEACHER NAME and I'm your school librarian. I know you all want to play with your PLURAL NOUN but it's time we settle down. Today, we are going to learn about NOUN. It's important you pay attention because A NUMBER students couldn't go on the trip to PLACE last year because they didn't pass the test.
Every year, PERSONS NAME visits our classroom and teaches us about his/her NOUN, where PLURAL NOUN comes from, and why it's always important to VERB our NOUN. Best of all, we never even have to leave the PLACE because PERSONS NAME AGAIN always PLURAL VERB to us.
Make sure you follow the following NUMBER rules. Most importantly are these three. First, never VERB loudly. That can be disruptive. Second, don't EVER VERB unless you wait 30 minutes after eating. Finally...and most importantly. Do NOT! And I repeat...do NOT VERB on the bus unless PERSONS NAME gives you permission. Okay class. Let's VERB!
