The Principles Office

A. Wow! This is quite a  ADJECTIVE office you have here Principle Michels. B. Do you know why you are here? A. I guess it has something to do with the situation in the lunch room. B. It most certainly does.  ADJECTIVE Behavior like this is not acceptable at school. And, because of that, you will have to face the consequences:  NUMBER days of detention! A. Please let me explain. It all started when  NAME brought a  TYPE OF BIRD in their backpack for show and tell. B. That might explain all the feathers in the  ROOM IN SCHOOL. But it excuse your behavior in the lunchroom. A. Once we arrived at school, I explained that  SAME TYPE OF BIRD are endangered and shouldn’t be carried in a backpack. They need room to  VERB! B. That may be true, but still doesn’t explain the  MESSY FOOD ITEM we found in your classmates hair or why the lunch ladies  CLOTHING ITEM were torn to shreds. A. Being a member of the Save the Birds Society, I must  ADVERB confront the people who put our feathered friend in harms way. B. Save the Birds Society? A. Yes, I can see we are two birds of a feather Principal  SAME NAME AS ABOVE. I tried to explain why these creatures should not be kept as pets but nobody would listen. I had no choice but to unzip the backpack and set the bird free. B. That explains the reports of a bird  VERB in the library. A. Everyone started running and screaming and I knew that would make the bird nervous, so I picked up my  SAME MESSY FOOD and threw it at everyone to make them stop. B. Did that help? A. No it just made things worse. B. So, what do you have ti say for yourself? A. See you in detention?