Once upon a time, in a hot ADJECTIVE island, there was a solar eclipse. It was so ADJECTIVE that only half of the island survived. This ADJECTIVE part of the NOUN was home to just one family - the COLOR Jamaican family. Following the eclipse they became radioactive and had the power to shoot A SUPER POWER into the chests of intruders. Anyone who they shot at would turn into jerk MEAT . The PLACE became fragrant, like the scent of FOOD and pimento. The Jamaican family was afraid of PERSON until one day a friendly STYLE OF MUSIC artist arrived and offered them NOUN patties. They loved it, but said next time VERB sorrel too. So the reggae singer left on a NOUNboat and sailed to COUNTRY where he became ADJECTIVE with a song called, "Jerk NOUNLazer love".
