Something Crazy Happened Today

The  PLACE was very  ADJECTIVE today there were  NUMBER  PLURAL NOUN there  CONJUNCTION only  NUMBER  NOUN and  NUMBER  NOUN. There were  NOUN there trying to wash  ADJECTIVE  PLURAL NOUN to  PLURAL NOUN . I even saw someone trying to  ADVERB  VERB a  ADJECTIVE  NOUN. My mom said that there was a zombie Apocalypse coming so everyone was  VERB WITH ING AT THE END their  PLURAL NOUN . When I left I saw that  PLURAL NOUN that didn't  VERB  PRONOUN  PLURAL NOUN today turned into  PLURAL NOUN . There must have at least  NUMBER  PLURAL NOUN right outside the  PLACE . When I went  PLACE I was locked out! My  NOUN  VERB me and was  VERB THAT ENDS WITH ING to me on the  NOUN but she still  PAST TENSE VERB the  NOUN  ADVERB closed.  INTERJECTION ! What am I going to now I thought. All I can do is become one of  PRONOUN I guess.