Molestibles

 HORNY PERSONS NAME wanted  PERSONS NAME to come over to their  NOUN.  HORNY PERSONS NAME was very  NOUN.  PERSONS NAME brought over a bunch of  PLURAL NOUN,  NOUN, and a big fat black  NOUN. realized their boyfriend was actually in first grade and ran out in a  ADJECTIVE . the police came to their  NOUN and  ADJECTIVEly knocked on the door. and they both killed each other and  PAST TENSE VERB in their pants. the end