One day this man called MALE NAME was chilling out inside of the World Trade Center. He got fired on DATE (DATE/MONTH/YEAR). He was WORD MEANING ANGRY that he got fired. To make it worse, his wife, FEMALE NAME divorced him and took the kids. His life was now a bum, he became a DRINKER. A day later. He didn't like his job now that he had been fired. Meanwhile, on a plane, FLIGHT NAME, was experiencing chaos. A man named Osama Bin Laden was from COUNTRY, he was ADJECTIVE for revenge. He was part of Al-Queda, an Islamic Terrorist Organisation. RANDOM NAME was scared on the plane, and he got shot by TERRORIST. Osama Bin Laden screamed "ALLAHU AKBAR, INSULT (PLURAL)!" Meanwhile, MALE NAME looked out of his Window into the New York skyline. He saw a plane fly into the place he used to work. He was sad that happened, but a feel of guilty pleasure arose in him. George Bush, sitting in the White House, heard of the attacks, and said "We need to invade MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY RIGHT NOW!".
