One day I was out walking in (the) PLACE and I found a/an ANIMAL .
The poor thing was stuck in a brier bush. I took PRONOUN home. But before I get home I realize that my PARENTAL FIGURE doesn't/don't let me keep pets. So I bundle my little darling up in my hoodie and sneak in through the back door. Once I'm in my room I sign on the name for my new pet; PERSONS NAME. "Don't worry THE SAME NAME YOU JUST PUT IN I will keep you safe, and I promise you that you will love it here in TOWN.
