Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and NOUN of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to NOUN! Founded NUMBER days ago by Lucifer's ADJECTIVE daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!
Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by VERB ING you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat ADJECTIVE staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky NOUN! Enjoy ADJECTIVE conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last ADJECTIVE attempt at salvation starts here!
