Wacky Wednesday

It all began with that  NOUN on the  NOUN. A  NOUN on a  NOUN…? Shouldn’t be there at all! I looked out the window. And I said, “GEE!” More things were wacky! And I saw three. I went down the  NOUN and I said, “HEY!” Three more things were wacky today! In the bathroom, MORE! In the  NOUN, FOUR! I began to  VERB . Then I said, “WOW!” Four MORE things were wacky now! I looked in the  PLACE . I said, “By cracky! Five more things are very wacky!” I was late for school. I started along. And I saw that six more things were wrong. And then seven more! And the  PERSONS NAME ! They looked wacky, too. They said, “Nothing is wacky around here but you!” I ran into  PLACE . I yelled to Miss Bass… …”Look! Nine things are wacky right here in your  NOUN!” I  VERB out the  PLACE . Things were worse than before. I couldn’t believe it. Ten wacky things more! Then I counted ELEVEN! Then… twelve WORSE things! I got scared. And I ran. I ran and knocked over Patrolman McGann. “I’m sorry, Patrolman.” That’s all I could say. “Don’t be sorry,” he smiled. “It’s that kind of a day. But be glad! Wacky Wednesday will soon go away!” “Only twenty things more will be wacky,” he said. “Just find them and then you can go back to bed.” Wacky Wednesday was gone when I counted them all. And I even got rid of that  NOUN on the  NOUN.