“Yes I want to get VERB ENDING IN ‘ED’! I’m tired of seeing all these EMOTIONAL STATE couples, knowing they’re going back to their LOCATION PLURAL to VERB their BODY PART MADE PLURAL off and I don’t get to.” “Do you want me to fix that for you?” FEMALE FIRST NAME’s eyes go wide as I move closer. “If you’d like some assistance with the VERB ENDING IN 'ING' your SINGLE BODY PART off part, I’d be EMOTIONAL STATE to help out. I loosen my SINGLE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING. She pushes on my chest “Don’t VERB with me!” I grab her hand and fit myself between her PLURAL BODY PART, pressing my BODY PART into hers. I’m hard. I have been since I walked into the bar and saw her in this ADJECTIVE little nothing of a/an SINGLE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING. “I’m assuming you can feel that?” I roll my PLURAL BODY PART just to be clear what 'that' is. “Yes.” “What does that feel like to you, TERM OF ENDEARMENT?” “It feels like–” “--like I’m VERB ENDING IN 'ING' you?” I skim the length of her BODY PART with my free hand. “No.” It’s the softest whisper. “Does it feel like I’m being ADJECTIVE?” I rest my finger under her SINGLE FACIAL FEATURE and tip it up so she meets my gaze. “I assure you, there’s nothing ADJECTIVE about the things I want to do to you, the ways I want to VERB you.”
